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The Sticky Stamps of Uncle Ho
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After the non-stick stamp, Uncle Ho is not pleased a bit. He gave another directive : our people are still very poor, let's give people free stamps of Uncle Ho. This time, he personally supervised the glue spreading operation
After issuing for a few days, everywhere people queueing at the Post Office for the new stamps.

This surprised Ho greatly, so he took a walk in Mai Xuan Thuong park to find out the reason for this time's enormous popularity
There he met a young mother with 4 little children, he asked:
- How do you like the free stamps this time ?
- Oh yeah, because the glue was made of real rice paste. I can feed my children with the stamps

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Nong Duc Manh going for Socialist Exam ... in Peking
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When becoming General Secretary to the Communist Party of China, Hu Jintao summoned the General Secretary, President or Prime Minister of North Korea, Cuba, VN, Laos and Myanmar to Beijing to test their competency of political culture and knowledge.
In the examination, Nong Duc Manh tricked Hun Sen to go for thr test first. When Hun Sen step out, Nong Duc Manh asked :
- what did he ask you?
- 3 Questions: When was The World War I; Who is the world communist leaders, Do you believe in ghost
Nong Duc Manh remembered and he consulted with Marxist Leninism Institute Director, and got the answer
- Because of so little time we have, Comrade Secretary only need remember 3 phrases :1914-1918; Marx and Lenin; People believe so, scientists are still undecided

At Nong Duc Manh's turn, Hu Jintao asked:
- When was you born ?
Nong Duc Manh replied
** Dear Comrade, from 1914-1918.
Hu Jintao surprised, but continued :
- Who are your parent ?
** Yes, Marx and Lenin!
Hu Jintao was abit upset, yelled:
- Are comrade crazy ?
Nong Duc Manh said
** People believe so, scientists are still undecided